Kamagra jokes

A person took 10 Kamagra at a time, then surely suffered a side effect, his wife died.

The thief was put in a jail for selling Kamagra out of the schools, the thief ran away by making a big hole in the wall of the jail.

Kamagra was taken by the 75 year old person, his wife delivered two children at the age of 70.

Kamagra was taken by the athlete before the race, he ran of three legs and won the race.

Kamagra was taken by the pilot, he flied the plane above the standard height limit and was not at all ready to land the plane.

The man added the Kamagra pill in the petrol tank of his car, he has not required a fuel after that day.

Man had Kamagra, and was having sex with his wife in the boat. Suddenly a shark attacked them. That shark is still alive but is having a child as Fish-Man.

A boy and his grandfather were sitting watching a television.

There was a Kamagra advertisement on the television, seeing that advertisement, the boy asked, “Grandpa are you going to take that new Kamagra?”

Grandfather replies, “No dear, I will not.”

“But Grandpa, why?” asks the boy.

Grandpa replies. “Because there is no sense in putting lead in your pencil if you have no one worth writing to.”

An old fellow asked the pharmacist for Kamagra.
The pharmacist said “That’s no problem. How many do you want?”
The man answered, “Just a few, maybe four, but cut each one in four pieces.”
The pharmacist said, “That won’t do you any good.”
The elderly gentleman said, “That’s alright. I don’t need them for sex anymore. I am over 80 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don’t piss on my shoes.”

Q: What do Disney World & Kamagra have in common?

A: They both make you wait an hour for a two-minute ride!

Q: What is the difference between the Niagara and Kamagra?

A: Niagara falls and Kamagra Ups

Kamagra Miracles: Leaning Tower of Pisa can be done straight with the help of Kamagra pills.

A man at the pharmacy pick up his Kamagra prescription exclaimed over the $10/pill price. His wife, who was with him, had a different opinion: “Oh, $40 a year isn’t too bad.”

A man forgets his Kamagra pill in the shirt, he sends to the laundry. Now, he can not wear it because it is too stiff.

Kamagra is made for Men but gives the ultimate pleasure to the Women.

A truck carrying a load of Kamagra slid off into the Ohio River, all the lift bridges suddenly went up.

A ship carrying the Kamagra shipment got sink in the Pacific Ocean, but as Kamagra got mixed with the water. The ship again came up.